Okay so you know when you're working on the till and some customer asks for something which isn't on the shop floor but then they're like "is it in the back?" even though if it was in the back it would have been moved onto the shop floor to replace the thing that's missing?

Well this is that mystical back-of-shop, containing stuff that I have which doesn't necessarily fit on the main site! There may well be parts not as optimised for smaller screens as the main site but that's just a risk you're going to have to take.

I don't want to look at this stuff, send me to a random Wikipedia article instead.

Estoy harto de leer en inglés, muéstrame una página de Wikipedia al azar.